Heading out! Not like anyone will care! 

But hey i’m cool with that cause you know what? I’ll care, so one person will care and that’s me, and i’m my own best friend. I’d be my own boyfriend if I had a proper cloning machine!

But I’ll hafta just dream of it for now. BYE BYE!

Working on a comic version of that step by step guide for reasons. I’ll probably continue it later on because i’m going out to eat soon.

If this were actually drawn in a comic, people would pay attention.

“How to change yourself.” A step by step guide by someone who used to hate himself.

Step one: Understand you have a problem.

Step two: Realize that only you can make a change for yourself.

Step three: Take it slow, there’s no rush.

Step four: Find an outlet like gaming or arting.

Step five: Bacon.

Step six: Make friends (This is a really hard part ohmigod)

Step seven: Psych yourself out, start believing the opposite of what you say about yourself, unless it’s good stuff. Like, if you call yourself a loser, you’re supposed to think you’re a winner but if you call yourself a winner then believe you are a winner.

Step eight: Find a song that makes you cry tears of joy, like, mine is the ducktales theme song. And Gangnam Style. 

Step nine: Confide in your friends, they’re there for a reason, get help from them if you need it.

Step ten: Set goals, my goals were “Learn to talk to people, learn to love, learn to be a little social, learn to dance, learn to art.”

And finally, step eleven. why step eleven? Because I like to go one step beyond.

Step eleven: Remember that the ONLY thing holding you back is yourself, your only obstacle, is yourself, your only enemy, is yourself. And that one guy who called you a fag on anon, but he’s a douche so don’t worry about him.

Now go and do thing.

I wonder if i’m the most flexible fat man alive…

If I were a sub, I’d have guys knocking my door down.

you know what I do too much of? Worrying over my art, I should follow my own advice and let it all flooooOOOooooOOOOOOOOOooOoOOoow out of me like a denied orgasm that can’t be held back so it drips out pitifully.

But with less humiliation.

I wonder if anyone else calls having zero lives in the life counter in a game “playing the zero”

It’s the “Get Candy to Bronycon” fund. Just donate a bajillion dollars…uh, to me! At my house!

iyatsu asked: If we ever met you could buttfuck me all you could ever like <3

I hope you’ll buy me dinner first!